Assassin’s Creed

Release: Wednesday, December 21, 2016 [Theater] Written by: Michael Lesslie; Adam Cooper; Bill Collage Directed by: Justin Kurzel Assassin’s Creed is simply not interesting enough for those who never played the game. You might fairly ask me why I would choose to sit through a movie based on a video game I never played. Um, I was expecting the acting pedigreeContinue reading “Assassin’s Creed”

Hardcore Henry

Release: Friday, April 8, 2016 [Theater] Written by: Ilya Naishuller Directed by: Ilya Naishuller Hardcore Henry isn’t a film for the thinking man. That might even be obvious from the title, one that hints at a crude breed of action-thriller where people excessively swear, have lots of tattoos and women — and innocent bystanders — are as disposable as a KodakContinue reading “Hardcore Henry”

Need for Speed

Release: Friday, March 14, 2014 [Theater] At the very least, Need for Speed has a need for tighter editing. One lap around this fast track will take you a little over two hours, a gratuitous length of time for a movie that centers around a videogame about street racing. The other obvious question is what, ifContinue reading “Need for Speed”

Ride Along

Release: Friday, January 17, 2014 [Theater] It’s official. Kevin Hart is the black Chris Farley. Er, well. . .he’s certainly trying. His new comedy vehicle sees him performing at a spasmodic level not seen since cocaine was readily available in the 80s. I mean, damn dude, someone give this guy a beta blocker before he strokesContinue reading “Ride Along”