The Meg

Release: Friday, August 10, 2018 →Theater Written by: Dean Georgaris; Jon and Erich Hoeber Directed by: Jon Turteltaub More like . . . The Meh. I really couldn't give a shark shit about this movie, but here goes this anyway. It says something about Jason Statham's box office pull that I found my tingling buttocks planted in a … Continue reading The Meg

Kong: Skull Island

Release: Friday, March 10, 2017 [Theater] Written by: Dan Gilroy; Max Borenstein; Derek Connolly Directed by: Jordan Vogt-Roberts Director Jordan Vogt-Roberts becomes the latest to cash in on the recent trend of indie directors gone Hollywood, going from The Kings of Summer to a blockbuster that reimagines the king of the apes in all its primal glory in Kong: … Continue reading Kong: Skull Island

Goosebumps

Release: Friday, October 16, 2015 [Theater] Written by: Darren Lemke; Scott Alexander; Larry Karaszewski Directed by: Rob Letterman If anyone asked me what got me into writing, I would tell them it was R.L. Stine. I wanted to be like him so much I came up with my own ghost stories as a kid; I even started mimicking the artwork … Continue reading Goosebumps

Godzilla

Release: Friday, May 16, 2014 [RPX Theater] I AM GARETH EDWARDS, HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who? Oh, a nobody, other than the guy who's responsible for retrofitting the world's most famous monster for a 21st Century outing. The British director has been in charge of at least one more monster-related movie. It was actually ingeniously titled Monsters. Now, … Continue reading Godzilla