Month in Review: June ’19

To those people still reading or starting to read me: This month, as in July, I'm being told by the folks behind the scenes that it's my eighth year of "flying with WordPress" which is a pretty amazing thing. I'm not sure whether I'll be doing anything in observance of that landmark -- in the … Continue reading Month in Review: June ’19

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Skyscraper

Release: Friday, July 13, 2018 →Theater Written by: Rawson Marshall Thurber Directed by: Rawson Marshall Thurber  There's no ignoring the fact the star of Skyscraper, a veritable homage to one of cinema's greatest action reels, once donned a sacrificial lion's head as battle gear in a movie directed by Brett Ratner about the god Hercules. Earlier this summer, he … Continue reading Skyscraper

Moana

Release: Wednesday, November 23, 2016 [Theater] Written by: Jared Bush Directed by: Ron Clements; John Musker; Don Hall; Chris Williams Moana might just be Frozen's spiritual, tropical sequel. But to be honest, I'm only just guessing that -- I never saw Frozen. Couldn't stand the hype. When hype for a film made by a film company I generally … Continue reading Moana

Central Intelligence

Release: Friday, June 17, 2016 [Theater] Written by: Rawson Marshall Thurber; David Stassen; Ike Barinholtz Directed by: Rawson Marshall Thurber I guess it's pretty difficult making an action-comedy work. Just because A Big Johnson and A Little Hart can save the world doesn't mean they can save this movie from becoming a centrally unintelligent, uninspired, unfunny mess. Prior to … Continue reading Central Intelligence

San Andreas

Release: Friday, May 29, 2015 [Theater] Written by: Carlton Cuse Directed by: Brad Peyton San Andreas turns a massive crack in the earth into the Ultron of natural disaster villains, and Dwayne Johnson seems to be the only man fit to star opposite in this chunk of supposed summer entertainment. The former wrestler fits in well with his surroundings as … Continue reading San Andreas

Hercules

Release: Friday, July 25, 2014 [Theater] I think everyone who sees this one ought to go out and show their support by buying a Dwayne 'Hercules' Johnson action-hero figurine, complete with brown undies and epic flowing hair and redonkulous chest-piece. I don't care what it takes, just get it done: "Hey kids, get in the van 'cuz we're going … Continue reading Hercules