Terminator Genisys

Release: Wednesday, July 1, 2015 [Theater] Written by: Laeta Kalogridis; Patrick Lussier Directed by: Alan Taylor He’s back . . . but is he better? Of course the answer to that one is pretty easy. Arnie himself admits it, deflecting by describing himself as “old but not obsolete” in key moments where the action lulls and the charactersContinue reading “Terminator Genisys”

Maggie

Release: Friday, May 8, 2015 [iTunes] Written by: John Scott III Directed by: Henry Hobson In defense of a very deliberately paced, melancholic film misleadingly billed as a thriller, Maggie serves as Arnold Schwarzenegger’s finest hour (and a half). Of course, describing Arnie’s role here as the best thing he’s ever done may seem a relative compliment. There has beenContinue reading “Maggie”

TBT: End of Days (1999)

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEEPS! My friends, get used to using the time stamp ‘2015.’ Because it is a brand new year, I think it’s definitely time for TBT to stage a comeback. I’m finally feeling refreshed on this thread, and I have quite a ridiculous number to blabber on about today. What’s tall, strong andContinue reading “TBT: End of Days (1999)”

TBT: Jingle All the Way (1996)

This particular usage of the former Mister Universe is so much fun I almost want to dedicate all TBT‘s this month to Arnie. Although I would simply love to analyze his endearing accent to death all month long, it is December after all and, let’s face it — I couldn’t really get away with notContinue reading “TBT: Jingle All the Way (1996)”

Escape Plan

Release: Friday, October 18, 2013 [Theater] What do the Terminator, Jesus, Jurassic Park, 50 Cent and prison break all have in common? The answer: director Mikael Håfström’s beyond-ludicrous Escape Plan. That may be the weirdest lead-in ever written, but ultimately it’s what you are going to pay for in this latest battle between Hollywood’s biggest brand nameContinue reading “Escape Plan”

The Last Stand

Release: Friday, January 18, 2013 [Theater] If there were a chopper in this film, yes we would all be getting to it!!! I guess the closest thing we have is the schoolbus. But in some ironic twist of fate, Aahhnullld turns even THAT into a weapon. Which is why you need to see this movie. ArnoldContinue reading “The Last Stand”