Deadpool

Release: Friday, February 12, 2016 [Theater] Written by: Rhett Reese; Paul Wernick Directed by: Tim Miller I hope someone is going to pay for it, because that fourth wall is destroyed. And I know Ryan Reynolds ain't gonna put up the money, even if he is about to make millions upon millions with this future franchise. STOP! READERS! … Continue reading Deadpool

Spectre

Release: Friday, November 6, 2015 [Theater] Written by: John Logan; Neal Purvis; Robert Wade; Jez Butterworth Directed by: Sam Mendes Spectre, a proposition with so much weight and symbolism behind it it required four writers to collaborate on the story. Four writers means four times the quality, right? Right . . . ? After three years James Bond comes … Continue reading Spectre

Ant-Man

Release: Friday, July 17, 2015 [Theater] Written by: Edgar Wright; Joe Cornish; Adam McKay; Paul Rudd Directed by: Peyton Reed Well, it's official. After watching this, stepping on ants for me is a thing of the past. Stepping on ants is murder. If someone were to ask me what would be the strangest superhero for Marvel Studios to base … Continue reading Ant-Man

Run All Night

Release: Friday, March 13, 2015 [Theater] Written by: Brad Ingelsby Directed by: Jaume Collet-Serra Emotionally resonant, impressively acted and frenetically paced to a fault, the latest demonstration of Neeson's physical and intellectual stamina may suffer from a case of 'been there, done that' but that's more in reference to the general direction this new release takes and less … Continue reading Run All Night

Jupiter Ascending

Release: Friday, February 6, 2015 [Theater] Written by:  The Wachowskis Directed by: The Wachowskis As Jupiter ascended, my patience and enthusiasm did precisely the opposite, and at warp speed, too. After production delays stalled the Wachowski siblings' follow-up to their impressive Cloud Atlas, I still held out hope that even with extensive CGI surgery the general experience would remain unaffected. I … Continue reading Jupiter Ascending

John Wick

Release: Friday, October 24, 2014 [Theater] Written by: Derek Kolstad Directed by: Chad Stehelski; David Leitch John Wick is yet another Keanu Reeves vehicle that operates much like an actual one would sans the steering wheel: basic things like moving straight ahead are possible but trying something fancy like taking a left-hand turn renders the driving clumsy and crashing into your mailbox … Continue reading John Wick

Hercules

Release: Friday, July 25, 2014 [Theater] I think everyone who sees this one ought to go out and show their support by buying a Dwayne 'Hercules' Johnson action-hero figurine, complete with brown undies and epic flowing hair and redonkulous chest-piece. I don't care what it takes, just get it done: "Hey kids, get in the van 'cuz we're going … Continue reading Hercules