Uncut Gems

Release: Christmas Day 2019 

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Written by: Ronald Bronstein; Josh and Benny Safdie 

Directed by: Josh and Benny Safdie

If they have proven anything in their last two movies it’s that few filmmakers stress you out quite like the New York born-and-bred Safdie brothers. Uncut Gems is, in a word, intense. This is a very aggressive mood piece that puts you in the headspace of a man losing control — of his wares, his sanity, his life. Relentlessly paced and cacophonous at almost every turn, the provocative presentation tests your nerves from the opening frame to the very last.

Starring Adam Sandler in a rare dramatic turn, Uncut Gems is the sibling’s follow-up to their attention-getting Good Time (2017). Indeed, if you watched that movie and noted the irony of the title as you watched things go from bad to worse for Robert Pattinson, you’re better prepared for the gauntlet that comes next. Uncut Gems throws us into New York City’s Diamond District and up against walls as Howard Ratner, a high-end jeweler and compulsive gambler, frantically runs around trying to pay off old debts by incurring newer, bigger ones. He’s in deep with the mob, but he also must contend with a wife who hates him, a girlfriend on the side, a basketball player’s superstitions and a doctor with news about a certain body part. It’s probably never been great being Howard but he’s certainly seen better days.

As for the guy playing him? You’d have to go back to the start of the new millennium to find a time when there was this much love for “the Sandman.” He became a critical darling for his work in Paul Thomas Anderson’s Punch Drunk Love (2002) and the praise is arguably even more deserved 17 years later; the 53-year-old is a hurricane force in Uncut Gems. He’s playing a version of characters that have made him a household name in silly comedies galore, but this is one perpetual screw-up whose failures are decidedly unfunny. Not even Barry Egan’s life was this messy. And Sandler really seems to be having fun looking ridiculous, blinged out head-to-toe and sporting extra-curly, extra-greasy hair and a set of fake pearly whites that really pulls the sleazy image together nicely. The wardrobe department helps him look the part, but it’s up to Sandler to walk the walk and talk the talk — and oh boy, does he “talk.”

The theft of a big chunk of stone from the Welo mine in Ethiopia sets the wheels in motion for one wild, turbulent ride. This stone contains pockets of rare opal and is what they call in the trade an uncut gem. Its very existence seems to inspire chaos as we watch crowds swarm around a miner who has just broken his leg in an attempt to extract it. Given the way the movie opens on a different continent, I feel like there’s meant to be some quasi-Blood Diamond commentary here on the real human cost of the gem trade, how first-world materialism is inextricably linked to the suffering and exploitation of the third world, but there’s not quite enough content here to support that wild theory. Ultimately the opening sequence is more effective at establishing aesthetics rather than ethics. There is a hyperactive quality that extends to the rest of the film, particularly in the way people interact, that never allows us to get comfortable. Characters yelling over each other will become an anxiety-inducing motif.

We shift from Africa circa 2010 to America two years later via a crafty (and kinda gross) opening title sequence married to the curious synths of Daniel Lopatin (a.k.a. Oneohtrix Point Never)’s explorative electronica. The New York captured in Uncut Gems is shaped by the Safdie brothers’ experiences growing up with a father who worked in the Diamond District and has a very specific energy that cinematographer Darius Khondji helps convey through his frenetic camerawork. As it is set in a part of town largely characterized by family-run business, the filmmakers restrict the cityscape to a claustrophobic network of small, private rooms where access is a privilege and often a source of frustration.

Howard’s gem store, a cozy little nook where the world’s creepiest Furby dolls reside, is one such hallowed space. Though we pass through the malfunctioning security vestibule without complication, we are immediately bombarded with Howard’s problems. It’s a particularly bad day today because his debt collectors have come calling. He owes a six-figure sum to a nasty loanshark named Arno (Eric Bogosian), who also happens to be his brother-in-law. He’s bad news enough, but his enforcer Phil (Keith Williams Richards) is the kind of guy whose phone calls and texts you avoid to the detriment of your face. Together these two make for some of the most memorable thugs in recent movie memory — arguably since Daniel Kaluuya went all bad-boy in Steve McQueen’sWidows.

Howard just may be able to save himself when he procures that precious infinity gem stone. He’s confident it will sell in the millions at auction. As we quickly learn his clients have deep pockets — he caters mostly to rappers and athletes, no small thanks to the hustle of his assistant Demany (Lakeith Stanfield) — so he just can’t help but show off the product to Boston Celtics star Kevin Garnett, who expresses interest in purchasing it. After listening to Howard wax poetic about its mystical properties KG becomes convinced being in possession of the opal will elevate his game in the NBA Playoffs. To placate the seven-footer (who is actually very good playing himself), Howard agrees to loan him the rock for a night, taking his 2008 championship ring as collateral. He then deviates from his original plan by pawning the ring to place a large bet on the upcoming game. If there’s one thing Howard is more aware of than the danger he’s in it’s the opportunity to make a little profit.

The Safdies actually wrote this screenplay ten years ago, along with frequent collaborator Ronald Bronstein. They’ve created a deliberately circuitous narrative to reflect the sloppy manner in which Howard conducts his business, at the office and elsewhere. Nothing goes smoothly. There are so many intersecting dynamics and diversions and dead ends along the way it’s amazing we even have the time to see what his family life is like (spoiler: it ain’t pretty). His long-suffering wife Dinah (Idina Menzel) knows all about the affair he’s having with his assistant Julia (newcomer Julia Fox). She has agreed to wait until after Passover to divorce him but the way work keeps following Howard home — the little incident with the car trunk, for example — just may expedite that process. Meanwhile his kids don’t really fit into his busy schedule. Of course the neglected family dynamic is a familiar trope, but the Safdies — and particularly Menzel who is really fun to watch — creatively thread it through the narrative to give us a better understanding of how much Howard is truly losing here.

In the end, Uncut Gems offers a unique but pretty uncomfortable viewing experience. The truly nerve-wracking climax simulates the thrill of a gambler’s high. This confronting drama is a curiosity you admire more than you purely enjoy, though I personally did get a kick out of seeing sports radio personality Mike Francesa pop up in a cameo as one of Howard’s restaurateur friends, Gary — just one of several non-professional actors involved. Uncut Gems is a perfect reminder that being entertained can sometimes mean feeling like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown for two straight hours.

“I’m not smiling inside.”

Recommendation: Like its protagonist, Uncut Gems is by and large caustic and unpleasant. Sandler acquits himself very well, playing a character you really can’t take your eyes off of even when you want to. Yet for a movie whose style is very in-your-face, it’s the abrasive dialogue that you may have a harder time getting out of your head. To put it magnanimously, the colorful language comes across as authentic New Yorkese. To be more honest: it is the single most compelling reason for me not to sit through this ordeal twice. Please understand this Recommendation section is not written on behalf of Common Sense Media — I’m not one to complain about swear words or someone who evaluates all movies for their Family Values appeal, but in Uncut Gems the f-bombs are excessive to the point of becoming a distraction. 

Rated: R

Running Time: 135 mins.

Quoted: “Come on KG! This is no different than that. This is me. Alright? I’m not an athlete, this is my way. This is how I win.”

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16 thoughts on “Uncut Gems

  1. Perfectly summarized: “caustic and unpleasant” but also really well put together, The “nerve-wracking climax simulates the thrill of a gambler’s high.” It’s a unique film. I can’t say I enjoyed it, but I did admire it.

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    • Your words are mine there Mark. It’s definitely one you admire and appreciate as a work of art, as a gem of sorts, but yeah getting any closer to it than that is pretty difficult when everyone is just so darn unpleasant. That said I remember Robert Pattinson played an even worse dude in Good Time. But I guess the argument to be made there is at least Benny Safdie, in playing his older brother, balanced it out with a sympathetic performance. There is almost no one to root for here.

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  2. This film gave me anxiety! For a scummy character like Howard, I was always expecting the worst, which made it thrilling for me. Not many movies can get away with a main character who has no redeeming qualities but this film pulls it off. I think it dragged on just a bit too long. If one or two subplots would have been cut, this would have been a perfect length. Great review, Tom!

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    • Thanks Drew!

      Uncut Gems really succeeds at getting under your skin and making you anxious! There is definitely a lot going on, but at the same time it also feels like very little gets accomplished — other than a lot of running around and yelling. I think that contributes to our feeling of w-t-f is happening. It’s one of those movies I look at and can admire and enjoy on a technical level but I don’t know how much interest I have in going through it again. It’s a bit of a headache.

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  3. I appreciate the review, Tom. I have a hard time watching a film, that I know beforehand, has no redeemable characters worth rooting for in any capacity. There’s too many films of fine quality that I still havent’ seen!

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    • There are a few films out there that I have really quite enjoyed that have had few to no redeemable or even likable characters. The Hateful Eight was one such movie. Another was Kelly Reichardt’s Night Moves. Uncut Gems though is indeed a hard one to “like.” It’s an experience that I feel like everyone should see, just for Adam Sandler and what he’s been able to do here, but at the same time I don’t blame anyone for shying away from it. It’s definitely not what I would call a “fun” movie.

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  4. I was bombarded with advertisements for this film and I simply couldn’t trust Sandler to put together a noteworthy performance in an unfamiliar genre. Some of my critic friends have said he deserved Oscar consideration for this role. Sounds like I missed on this one.

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    • I think it’s kind of a shame he didn’t at least get nominated. I think he deserved that. He puts in a pretty impressive performance as a guy you really kinda don’t like but at the same time can’t help but root for things to work out for him. The Safdies make their movies their own way, and I admire that. But I think I enjoyed Good Time more than I did Uncut Gems.

      Hope you get to see it soon.

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  5. This is coming to Netflix this week so I’ll be back to read the details when I’ve seen it, but your score has me more than interested. It’ll be the first Adam Sandler flick I’ve seen, in, oh many years…

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    • I am kicking myself still for never getting around to seeing what he was like in The Meyerowitz Stories, I think that was the movie he made with Noah Baumbach (?) in 2017. I heard he was good in that, too. Sandler just makes the movies he wants to make, no one can objectively say he isn’t a success story. Sure his movies are low-brow but I’ve enjoyed several of them. Not the recent ones, they’re the most shovel-ready type comedies you’ll ever see. But in the 90s Sandler made movies I have watched to death. I can’t say the same about Uncut Gems. It’s just not a “fun” experience. That said, it’s one I think everyone should have. it’s completely nuts. A unique moviegoing experience, that’s for sure. though I think it was telling how half the audience in my screening left about halfway through.

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  6. I honestly didn’t notice the swearing at all, both times I saw this until I read. Probably because I swear way too much myself. I guess though that having it there that many times kinda detracts from the words impact.

    I loved KG in this man, he has always oozed charisma and it was a nice touch to rewind a decade to when the Celts were killing it. I’ll always recognise that NBA play by play guy’s voice hehe

    Apart from the swearing though, I’m with you on this one. I probably liked it a little less, not cos of the swearing but for reasons unknown 😛

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    • I agree KG was very good. He has an intimidating presence, not just because the dude is like 6’11” either! I like seeing him on the press tour for this, going around and suggesting that him playing himself isn’t all that hard to do. KG doesn’t seem to think playing yourself is something you can mess up. I’m sure I’ve seen it happen before, I just can’t think of any examples off the top of my head.

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      • He has always oozed charisma for as long as I can remember, especially on the small spots he’d have on Inside the NBA and stuff like that. He’s always made me laugh, and he certainly does play himself with ease.

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