Mortdecai

Release: Friday, January 23, 2015 [Theater] Written by: Eric Aronson Directed by: David Koepp Charlie Mortdecai has a sensitive gag reflex. He endearingly calls it a 'sympathetic gag.' After seeing Johnny Depp embrace an entirely new level of bizarre here, I'm pretty sure I've developed something similar, except mine's not out of sympathy. I'm genuinely disgusted by how bad … Continue reading Mortdecai

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Blackhat

Release: Friday, January 16, 2015 [Theater] Written by: Morgan Davis Foehl Directed by: Michael Mann Even with an hilariously miscast Chris Hemsworth, Blackhat is utterly forgettable. Something that's less forgettable is its horrendous opening weekend performance. Set against a budget of $70 million, Michael Mann's cybercrime would-be-thriller brought in a grand total of $1.7 million in its debut, necessarily deeming Blackhat … Continue reading Blackhat

The Guest

Release: Wednesday, September 17, 2014 (limited) [Redbox] Written by:  Simon Barrett  Directed by: Adam Wingard British actor Dan Stevens elevates Adam Wingard's thought-provoking and emotional mystery thriller to bloody awesome levels. Though The Guest isn't exactly a title free from spoiler potential, you'd be hard-pressed to make accurate guesses as to what ultimately becomes of a family … Continue reading The Guest

The Gambler

Release: Christmas Day 2014 [Theater] Written by: William Monahan Directed by: Rupert Wyatt Huh. So that's what it feels like to be completely ripped off by a movie. I mean, completely. Like, I know it's dumb to go all-in on a movie that has received so little attention and marketing for something that features the likes of Marky-Mark, the … Continue reading The Gambler