The Franco Files – #6


Welcome to July, and the sixth edition of The Franco Files! No good and thorough evaluation of an actor’s career would really be complete without taking a turn to negative town once in a while. In order to appreciate the good, you must experience the. . .well, the shit, to go all Charles Barkley on ya’ll. There’s almost no getting around the stinkiness of today’s performance, and, not to air Franco’s dirty laundry or anything, but this is certainly not his finest hour and it’s good to get this over with right now. Right? Or will you see this is as the great tainted TFF. . .a.k.a. TTFF???

Eh, it’s not a real big deal, I suppose. When I stop to consider the damage caused by this über-unnecessary 2013 re-boot of The Wizard of Oz in which the usually-reliable Franco inexplicably elected to take part, I feel just a little bit better. One negative TFF surely won’t taint this feature forever. . . will it? And compare that to the pain of this CGI-loaded, cheese-stuffed (sounds like I’m talking about pizza) experience that feels something akin to the teeth-kicking-down-throat that Ryan Gosling “vaguely threatened” in Drive. I kind of know what that feels like. . .along with anyone else who got to see this and didn’t really like what they were handed!

Well, no. That’s all rather melodramatic. This movie’s pretty bad, but I think I can still defend Franco. . . . within reason. It is not his greatest performance by a mile but it is also not entirely entirely ENTIRELY his fault. This shall be a tricky little evaluation, though. No two ways of getting around the fact that objectivity gets much harder when things tend to. . . well, suck. (Man, I’ve really been watching a lot of Inside the NBA lately, haven’t I . . . )


Francophile #6: Oscar Diggs/Oz, Oz, the Great and Powerful

Role Type: Lead

Genre: Sci-fi/Fantasy

Character Profile: Oscar is part of a small-time traveling circus racket performing magic. He’s rather dissatisfied with what his life is, yet has no real motivation to better himself. Franco imbues this character with the requisite smugness that goes along with being able to pull off what he considers ‘simple acts of magic,’ often using the stunts to attract women, although he comes off perhaps too sleazy. When he does this to the wrong woman, he’s chased down by the circus strong man, forcing Oscar to escape in a hot air balloon that gets caught up in a gigantic storm, whisking Oscar away to seemingly an entirely new world. Oscar is soon discovered by a beautiful woman who incorrectly assumes him to be a great and powerful wizard, a vision prophesied to come save the people of Oz, the strange land his journey has taken him to. What will he do to prove who he really is inside?

If you lose Franco, the film loses: one really bad performance out of a slew of bad performances. Ouch. . . this really pains me to say this. We’ve come to the inevitable negative review, boys and girls. And this stings, because there is no getting around the fact that Franco’s performance is a stinker in this awfully wooden, sleazy lead role in which he has few redeeming qualities but until the very end, at which point they are generally bestowed upon him in the most contrived of ways possible. He’s not entirely to blame, given the script isn’t worth a penny. But there is something inside me that thinks that perhaps Oz, the Great and Powerful might have benefitted from another actor in this role, one who might have been able to make the schlockiness of the character actually work for them. Sorry James, but the more I think about this outing, the more I want to toss this one down the garbage chute.

Out of Character: “I can’t say that my attraction to [the film] was identifying with any of the characters as much as it was being transported to a fantastical world. If I look back on the kinds of books and movies that I was interested in when I was younger, I’d say that the common denominator was this feeling of being transported to a fantastical land.”

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11 thoughts on “The Franco Files – #6

  1. Pingback: The Franco Files #11 | digitalshortbread

    • Whoops! Dang it, sorry I keep missing your comments Zoe, man there’s a few more down on this list too I think. hahah. The archived notifications menu is now my best friend haha. I didn’t know that existed until just now. muahaha

      As for this though. Yeah, I’d give it a wide berth. It’s not very good. I loved the original Wizard of oz and this is just kind of a 21st Century joke version of it. I’m sorry if that’s harsh, but even as a fan of Franco, I couldn’t like this at all.


      • 🙂 Don’t sweat it. I sometimes miss them too! Oh all the evils!

        Nope, it happens at times. I will skip it, and I thank you sincerely for adding to the pile of definite NO votes on this one 🙂

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    • You’re so right. I guess this was going to be one of them for my main man Mr. Franco. 🙂

      But in fairness I didn’t find many people to be good in this one. So there’s that. The badness averages out. lol


    • I wouldn’t put an emphasis on rushing it, Mark. 🙂 This movie was utter bollocks in my honest opinion, and it’s weird I take such offense to it considering I don’t have like the hugest crush of all time on the original Wizard of Oz. I appreciate how much better it was thematically and musically than this, however. And Franco honestly was a huge disappointment. Good to get one of these negatives out of the way. 😉


  2. Sounds pretty bad Tom! I haven’t seen this one, sounds like I ought to take your advice and avoid at all costs! Will Franco redeem himself…? Great work man.



    • What’s up Adam, you know as much as I do like Franco I couldn’t even find good words to say man. It just wouldn’t be honest giving this a positive review or what-have-you. I’d say avoid this film if you can, it’s nothing you’re going to miss


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