Release: Friday, February 7, 2014
The 7-year-old in me nearly wet his bedsheets in anticipation of the first ever full-length feature film involving his favorite toys from childhood. The essential. . . . . . . . . .e-hem. . .building blocks of my youth have come to life on the big screen in 2014 in ways I never could have imagined.
In light of this special occasion, let’s make things a little more fun in this review. I am going to style this piece in an interview format, with my 7-year-old self asking my future self what a film would be like if it were ever made, and me in the present now being able to answer all (or at least most) of his questions. In the process, I’ll let him know that the many hours he spent on the carpets building up and destroying Lego villages and whatnot were not spent in vain. (Not that they were without this film, but the arrival of The Lego Movie proves that grown-ups can have just as much fun with the stuff as kids have had for years.)
Do you think they will ever make a movie with my Legos? I really like them, and I hope that they do that. I think it would be so cool!
Hey buddy, you know what? That is a really great question. And I am here to tell you that yes, yes they will. You are going to someday be watching a movie with all of your toys and characters — and a bunch of new ones you never even thought about — brought to life.
Really? Do they have any of my favorite characters in it?
Well, who were your favorite characters? I seriously can’t remember who those were! Haha. If you mean things like Spaceman Benny, the little put-together shark and maybe an alligator piece, then yes. You’ll recognize a few guys. But the rest is a bunch of insanely imaginative characters that you are just going to have to wait to grow up a little more to fully appreciate. That’s a good thing, though pal.
What happens in the movie?
Welp. It mostly focuses on this regular, average-Joe Lego man named Emmet (voiced by Chris Pratt. . .I don’t know why I just told you that, you don’t know him). He’s an obedient little construction worker who stumbles into a most unusual situation. After a typical day at work, Emmet discovers a secret power that has been lost through the ages. He comes across this thing called the Kragle, which is a huge, enormous super-weapon that, if in the wrong hands, could destroy the entire world. When he finds it, he becomes the target of the evil Lord/President Business (voiced by Will Ferrell — don’t worry, you’ll know him later), who sends his good cop/bad cop henchman out to get him and inadvertently sets the guy on a date with destiny.
. . .I’m confused.
Tee-hee. It is pretty complex. But just wait until you see this thing, and learn how many different people this ordinary guy meets! He may seem like a boring old fart (like your older self is going to inevitably become) but he’s really pretty exciting to watch. Don’t be put off by the complicated situation. Little Tom, it’s actually even better because I enjoyed the film as much as you would. . .maybe even more. And I often can’t get out of my mind sometimes and think in terms of innocent things like Legoland anymore. Although, that place is pretty awesome. . .Granddad is going to take you there sometime.
Is there a really bad guy in the movie? Am I going to be scared of him?
There is a pretty nasty villain in the movie, yes. Scared? Hmm. . .I don’t think so. He has some funny parts and yes, he’s a real mean guy but he’s not that scary. That’s what’s so good about this movie, bud. It’s really, really clever. You’ll know who’s evil and who’s nice but there’s never a point where you get really scared. It’s just good old-fashioned fun. I swear, I didn’t think they’d be making kids films like this ever since Toy Story, but I was wrong.
Toy Story, I don’t know what that is. . .
Damn it! Nevermind. . .I had a really awesome follow-up reference there but. . .apparently YOU’RE TOO YOUNG!!!
I guess. So, would mommy and daddy like this movie? To me, if they make a movie on my Legos, I don’t know how they would be interested. . .
Oh man. How they would be! The Lego Movie is going to be just as much fun for them as it’s going to be for you. In fact, I’d even argue that there’s more material here for them to think on and laugh about than little kids. There’s a lot of stuff here that could go right over you youngsters’ heads. Themes like corporate greed and monopolization (big word, right?) are just as clear as the themes of believing in yourself, and not giving up on dreams and living your life as you want to. This is a classic film for all ages, in my snobby opinion. Tee-hee.
Who’s the best character in the movie?
Wow buddy, you’re just firing out all sorts of good questions, aren’t you? That’s a tough one to answer since there are so many people to like here. But. If I just had to make a choice, it would be the Batman character, who is voiced by Will Arn. . .you know what, it’s just someone you don’t know yet. And maybe won’t ever know. But he’s awesome because he makes fun of the Batman legend so much. It’s great!
Does anyone die? I hope not.
Now that is one I can’t answer man. There’s a little thing in the movie reviewing business that we call ‘spoilers,’ information that can possibly reveal too much information about a movie so as to ruin the fun of the whole thing. So I won’t answer that one. Sorry buddy.
What was your favorite part about the movie, and do you think I would think the same thing? Do you still like Legos twenty years later?
Wow. Gosh. You know, my favorite thing about The Lego Movie was something so very simple. And so I guess I’ll answer the third part of that first: I loved, loved, loved Legos then, and I still love them to this day. The creators of that product are simply geniuses. I don’t think I have any laying around anymore, which is kind of a bummer, but I tell you, this film made me want to break out any boxes that I might still have stored at the ‘rents house. My favorite part of this movie was the way the simple shapes were realized. Those awkward, cup-shaped hands; the basic facial expressions. . .actually, some of those become more complicated in the movie, which is even better. And the fact that everything, and I do mean everything in this film is either made out of pieces of Legos or is edited using stop-motion to make the non-Lego elements move realistically (or like Lego pieces would). I’m pretty sure this is the biggest appeal for kids your age, is the Lego men. Their faces, their movements and their actions. The dialogue and story is almost more appropriate for us grown-ups.
Was there anything about it you didn’t like?
In all honesty, this was a pretty perfect little diddy. Actually, I shouldn’t call it ‘little.’ It is very much large-scale. It’s epic, and the marketing for it is a little unclear. Is it for kids of the now generation, or for the 80s? My guess is, given the amount of stuff covered here it’s meant for both. But sometimes it gets overwhelming. That’s not really a bad thing, but it’s definitely at times too much for a little kid like you to handle! Sorry buddy! Wait until that brain of yours develops a little bit more and maybe when you grow up you’ll understand it more. Oh wait. Too late.
If I were with you right now, if I was your kid, would you take me to see this Tom?
What a precocious little dude you are! Aw, and that really kind of breaks my heart, because I know this isn’t possible. But yes, I absolutely would take “you” with “me” to this movie. I guess, in a way I have. Watching this movie was one of the most nostalgic film experiences I have ever had. It was remarkable what these guys have accomplished. I so badly want to be back where you are. You may not like where you are now because you have to go to bed early, but trust me. Things get a little harder later on. This movie is a nice reminder that things don’t always have to be so serious.
Recommendation: The Lego Movie is a jolt of energetic vibrance the film industry has needed for awhile. On several levels. First of all, it’s only February, so to have a movie released that is of this kind of quality seems like a rarity; secondly, it’s probably the best animated film I have seen since Toy Story, almost without question. And third, there were so many red flags I saw before this movie was coming out. My main concerns were: how could they possibly animate such limited figurines in a full-length movie? How could they maintain interest for that length of time? And even if they did that, would they just submit to being a silly, childish story that doesn’t really appeal to general audiences (which, of the three concerns I had, was the least problematic. . .sometimes dumb kid fun is what you need from a film). But Warner Brothers struck gold with this. Good for them. This is a must-see.
Running Time: 101 mins.
Quoted: “A house divided against itself. . .would be better than this.”
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I love how you did this review Tom! I will have to try something like this one day, I mean I will have to of course use a time machine to do it but hey anything is possible right? I loved just about every aspect of this movie and I’m glad you agree with my review of it as well. As soon as it’s out for purchase I’m gonna Groundhog Day this movie. Keep up the good work!
Great review, loved this film. The cast the story where great and the ending was surprisingly deep. Chris Pratt is going to have a very promising career 😀
I really thought it was quite brilliant dude, I was fearing for the worst but ended up getting beyond what I could have imagined. A very clever, albeit exhausting journey for kids and adults to take alike!! I hope Chris Pratt is in more things, he’s a good one
Yeah same here. Definitely in love with it near the end. Hope Pratt keeps the winning streak going 😀
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Very, very, very clever review, Tom. Great flick that I think puttered out a bit by the end but still insanely enjoyable. Will Arnett as Batman is perfect.
Yeah he was man! Thanks for commenting man, sorry I overlooked you until now. I think my WP notification box is screwy.
One of the rare times where I saw the same film more than once at the theater. I brought my two nephews to see it. They loved it of course. Great review!
Thanks buddy, yeah I can see this being a great repeat viewing in the theaters. It was damn fantastic, a great surprise. Another surprise would be if I move it off my end-of-year post from the Biggest Surprise category. This was such a treat. Especially since what you got out of it and what your nephews got out of it were likely two different things,
One of the most amusing reviews that I have seen in my two months of blogging. Very creative sir, great job! And an accurate score! Glad you finally caught up!
Well that is quite the honor man, I really appreciate that. You know I just had read so many good things on this movie I felt like I couldn’t do a ‘regular’ analysis this time around. Went with a risky move but it sounds like it paid off, so thanks a lot!
And yeah, I’m a little embarrassed it took this long to get to it, but it was well worth the wait. 😀
Fun post Tom, this is definitely a movie anyone of all ages can enjoy! Glad you love this too!
Awesome Ruth, yeah I agree. The Lego Movie really was a treat. Especially for being a February release!!! 😀 😀
Ha ha! My 7-year-old would simply be going “LEGO! LEGO! LEGO!”. This could go down as the surprise of the year. Stellar stuff Tom.
Cheers Mark, you know what? It really could. It’s a big, big surprise. And the biggest surprise was the intelligence level. Not only was it funny, but this whole movie was intriguing, beginning to end. Maybe even getting more so as things went on. Warner Bro’s should give themselves a pat on the back from me.
Good review Tom. It’s a wonderful movie that will most likely find an even bigger audience as the weeks go by. And it deserves it, too! It’s just so much damn fun.
That it is my friend, that it is. What a success. I didn’t think it would be this good. Heck, not sure if anyone did. . .
Fantastic post, Tom. Loved the format. I’ll be checking this one out on Saturday. Can’t wait!
Thanks dude! Look forward to the review on C2C for sure. It should bring a big smile to your face.
Really looking forward to it! 🙂 I may see Frozen (finally) as well.
Great post, Tom!
And totally agreed on the movie. This is loads of fun!
Thanks buddy, yes it was. The Lego Movie is safely within my favorites of the year so far. Not an extensive list, sure. . .but this might have staying power.
Bwahahaha! Loved the layout, great post!
😉 Thanks Zoe, I’m glad it was fun for you guys!! Thought I had to do something a bit different since I got to this party pretty late.
It really was fun and entertaining! 😀 Rather late than never (I haven’t even joined yet, so never fear).
hehehe! Sweet, I was NOT last! 😉
I look forward to seeing what you have to say, it is a very interesting little thing. Considering the challenges they were up against, too. . . .
I hate you Tom, Ive written a long review of this film and now I have to go back to the drawing board as your review is too fucking excellent!
My 7 year old self used to put Lego pieces in his dad’s shoes when he was angry at him 🙂
😉 hahah I just thought it would be nice to change things up a bit, and this movie was the perfect time to do it. I look forward to reading your thoughts, I can’t imagine it’ll be anything less than inspired either Mikey!
Also, good play with the Legos-in-shoes. God that must have hurt like a fucker. . .
Wow, full marks man! Nice. This is getting good reviews! I like the interview as well!
haha thanks dude, the movie was so playful, figured I had to try to match that with the write-up. I think it paid off. 😀
Amazing post Tom! So glad you liked this. I mean, what isn’t there to like?! It’s just proper good fun that really does make you feel like a kid again. I can’t wait to see it again!
Thanks kindly sir. I know, this movie blew me away. I was at one point quite worried about it, as noted in the Recommendation section. But those fears were evaporated pretty much within the first ten minutes of this. The trailers were good, yes, but trailers are usually never enough to completely convince me of the final product one way or another.